I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as Kerr's law, which states in essence: All the houses you can afford to buy are depressing.