I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.

I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.