I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.