I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.