I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.