The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.