The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

... it's impossible to register any emotion without using some muscle which, in time, will produce a wrinkle. ... By the time she is thirty, a starlet has been carefully taught to smile like a dead halibut. The eyes widen, the mouth drops open, but the eye muscles are never involved.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.