Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

... it's impossible to register any emotion without using some muscle which, in time, will produce a wrinkle. ... By the time she is thirty, a starlet has been carefully taught to smile like a dead halibut. The eyes widen, the mouth drops open, but the eye muscles are never involved.