Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

I will read anything rather than work.

I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?