Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.