An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.