An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.