An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.

In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as Kerr's law, which states in essence: All the houses you can afford to buy are depressing.

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!