Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.