Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.