In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as Kerr's law, which states in essence: All the houses you can afford to buy are depressing.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.