I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

I will read anything rather than work.

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.