I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.