I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.