I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.