I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.