Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.
Jean KerrThe only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
Jean KerrEven though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
Jean Kerr