I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time.

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.