Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.
Jean KerrThere is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.
Jean KerrWhen the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.
Jean KerrBeing divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean KerrIt has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this makes it easier for the shippers. ... If they had to spend hours and hours putting handlebars onto bicycles ... they would repent their ways and deliver something that looked like a rocking horse and not like the result of a small street accident.
Jean Kerr