I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.