I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

It takes at least one to make a marriage.