I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!