I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.
Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.
It takes at least one to make a marriage.
Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.