I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as Kerr's law, which states in essence: All the houses you can afford to buy are depressing.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

I will read anything rather than work.