I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.