I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.