I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.