Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review, it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event, is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism, does he write "I had a fun time"? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don't know that you will prove anything this way, but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.