Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?