Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.