It takes at least one to make a marriage.

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.