It takes at least one to make a marriage.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.