It takes at least one to make a marriage.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.