I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.