I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.