I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

... it's impossible to register any emotion without using some muscle which, in time, will produce a wrinkle. ... By the time she is thirty, a starlet has been carefully taught to smile like a dead halibut. The eyes widen, the mouth drops open, but the eye muscles are never involved.

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.