Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.

While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.