Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning