Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.