I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.