I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.