I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

I will read anything rather than work.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.