I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

It has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this makes it easier for the shippers. ... If they had to spend hours and hours putting handlebars onto bicycles ... they would repent their ways and deliver something that looked like a rocking horse and not like the result of a small street accident.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.