I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.