I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.