There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.