There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).