You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.