You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.