Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

I will read anything rather than work.

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.