Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

I will read anything rather than work.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.