Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.