The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
Jean KerrBeing divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean KerrEven though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
Jean KerrConfronted by an absolutely infuriating review, it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event, is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism, does he write "I had a fun time"? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don't know that you will prove anything this way, but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing.
Jean Kerr