Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.