So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.

that if you don't read nobody does

I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.

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