I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.
Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
that if you don't read nobody does
You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.
Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg
He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.