You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.

I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

hope your birthday is hot hot hot

The best person I know is Myself.