I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.

Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.