Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.
If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
I only work on my books at nights and at weekends. It is really just like a hobby.
Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.
I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.
hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot