... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

hope your birthday is hot hot hot

I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain kids is to make them laugh.

The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.

You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.

hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!

Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.