I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.

Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.

Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.