I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it

Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

fish and visitors stink in 3 days.