I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it

I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.

hope your birthday is hot hot hot

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

that if you don't read nobody does

I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.