I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it

hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget