Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

The best person I know is Myself.

I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.