Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain kids is to make them laugh.

My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.

The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.

Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.

that if you don't read nobody does