hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!
I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.
I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.
Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!
I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it
... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.