I think goodreads is the best place to look for books

I`m basically one of the best people I know.

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.

If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

that if you don't read nobody does