I think goodreads is the best place to look for books

But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.

that if you don't read nobody does

When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

I think goodreads is the best place to look for books