Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!

I think goodreads is the best place to look for books

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg