fish and visitors stink in 3 days.

I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain kids is to make them laugh.

When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.

The best person I know is Myself.

... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.

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