Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!

I got to give mom credit for how she handled it.She didn't try to pry and get all the details. All she said was that I should try to do "the right thing" because it's our choices that make us who we are. I figure that's pretty decent advice. But I'm still not 100% sure what I'm going to do tomorrow.

It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.

I`m basically one of the best people I know.

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.