I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.

I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.

I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.