I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget