I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!

I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.

I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.

hope your birthday is hot hot hot

Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.