When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

that if you don't read nobody does

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

The best person I know is Myself.

He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.