Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.

It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

The best person I know is Myself.