Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

I think goodreads is the best place to look for books

My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.