The best person I know is Myself.
I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.
Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.
I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget
I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.