The best person I know is Myself.

The best person I know is Myself.

I`m basically one of the best people I know.

First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.

So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.

If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.