You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.
Jeff KinneyGreg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.
Jeff KinneyMy advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.
Jeff Kinney