He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.
I`m basically one of the best people I know.
hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!
... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.
Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it