If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.

But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

fish and visitors stink in 3 days.