You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.

The best person I know is Myself.

hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

fish and visitors stink in 3 days.

I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget