Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.

The best person I know is Myself.

I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!

I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.

I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

I got to give mom credit for how she handled it.She didn't try to pry and get all the details. All she said was that I should try to do "the right thing" because it's our choices that make us who we are. I figure that's pretty decent advice. But I'm still not 100% sure what I'm going to do tomorrow.