Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.

I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!

I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

I`m basically one of the best people I know.