I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!

If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.

I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!