I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

that if you don't read nobody does

hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!

... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.