I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

I`m basically one of the best people I know.