I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!

He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.

Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!