I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

The best person I know is Myself.

I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.