I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.