hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!

I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.

I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!