hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!

Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

The best person I know is Myself.

When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.