But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it

Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg

hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

I only work on my books at nights and at weekends. It is really just like a hobby.