I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.
Jeff KinneySo if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.
Jeff KinneyYou and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.
Jeff KinneyThen one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.
Jeff Kinney