South Park called...they want their everything back.

Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face.

I don't think it's unfair to have writers. I think if you're going to do a roast on television, as if you were doing a play or you were reading a script of a movie, you would have the best possible material. And those are the people who score, the people who are willing to listen to the roasting experts and then come out there and own that material.

I'm pretty careful about the things I say ahead of time. I'm thoughtful about not going too far. The only thing you can do occasionally is be too much.

Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode.

It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore.

South Park called...they want their everything back.