You have such a huge career ... behind you.

In Boston where community policing is so important, they don't necessarily have to like each other, but they know each other. The cops in Boston make it their business to get out of their vehicles, to engage the public, to walk around the neighborhoods. They live in the community that they police. And I think these things help.

Ninety percent of all prisoners in all jails get out some day. So why not give them a little levity in what's otherwise a very dark life?

I would vote for you for President but I'm against big government.

The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out.

I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move.

Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.