My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents.
I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.
You have such a huge career ... behind you.
I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged.
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.
I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move.